flandusdestiel:

gothgirlsonly:

everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards

i have seen a new world

(via 538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi)

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(via m-n-e-m-o-g-e-n-i-c)

forensic-dragons:

narfnin:

awesomephilia:

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID

I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards

(Source: thesickestjokes, via julieshret)

sojetlife:

tinychatter:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told

Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.

(via imjustlostinpacifictime)

Well excu^{uUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}u se me

(Source: yggdrasilly, via itsskendra)

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via embarks)

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

I have two moods 

One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep

the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions

there is no inbetween

(via embarks)